this adventure with the Most High: Biggie Brown Eyes

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Biggie Brown Eyes

If you are on Facebook then you are familiar with "25 Random Things." If you don't know what I am talking about it is very simple: you spend valuable time within your day to think of the most random 25 things about yourself; then you post them for everyone to read.

So one confession I made was that in college I would talk about how I wanted to be a rap star (and I meant it). Due to the huge response of shock and laughter I was asked to name my rapper self, to which I responded with the following rhyme:

Biggie Brown Eyes in the house and I got somethin' to say,
Lil' mama of 3 kids throwin' a rhyme your way.
I was rollin' down the road in my big "Blue Bling"
When I screeched to a stop cuz I heard someone scream.
"What's the problem?" I requested lookin' back at the commotion,
It was just my 2 year old eating suntan lotion.
(Pa-uh-ha-uh-ha-uh, Pa-uh-ha-uh-ha-uh, oh yeah, oh yeah)

Consider yourself dumber for having read this post.